Everyone’s all together. Together… we can do anything.
White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”
Every time I see Shanesha Taylor’s mugshot my heart breaks into pieces.
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
I’ll just leave this here.
I have framed in my bathroom so whenever anyone takes a selfie it’s in the background
it took me a while to figure out what was wrong
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
make me choose → tywin lannister or
cersei lannister? (asked by gusfrick)
“It fell to him to rule this realm, when he was no more than twenty. He bore that heavy burden for twenty years, and all it earned him was a mad king’s envy. Instead of the honor he deserved, he was made to suffer slights beyond count, yet he gave the Seven Kingdoms peace, plenty, and justice. He is a just man. You would be wise to trust him.”